Chrissile Dropkick

Chrisslie Dropkick (0-1)


Chrissile Dropkick deals in services. Though the main commodity he lets out is his body, on an occasional basis he takes to granting the usage of particular parts of it - namely his fists and feet. An enterpriser, Chrissile isn't adverse to letting people "sample his product" in the ring before they decide they want to pay full price for it - wherever the money's at, he'll go, and in the case of his wrestling career his patented Sex Pistol superkick will be the thing to take him there. Chrissile doesn't limit himself to just dominance, though; he's been known to dabble in submission as well, using a modified Regal Stretch referred to as "The Ravisher", and he's left many an audience and foe alike with a spectacle they'll likely not forget in a hurry when he takes to the skies with one of his many high-risk maneuvers.

Though his debut effort against Diddly proved unsuccessful, Chrissile did manage to act rather against his typical business acumen and made a few enemies at the event (mainly as a result of his haircut, but one fellow in particular who caught his fancy was a certain Neil Gaiman impersonator). Chrissile doesn't have a problem with seeing where this leads, though; if the Prostitutinal Pugilist can make a few bucks kicking people's teeth out through the backs of their heads, he doesn't have a problem with earning a little on the side by letting them give him the thorough spanking he so rightly deserves afterwards.